we have the rum

(spoken)
Avast me merry gentlemen
spear the anchor
we are going on board
to another racking clunker ship
a ship in the reef and its passengers
sailing proficiently til dusk
have you no clue what's going to erupt
a sign of quick danger,a sign of quick attack

(sung?)
you see the mellow light switch
you see that golden hand
we will be forever rich
til the sun becomes one man

we have the rum, it's true
to drink past the silent pew
we don't need no luck, nor god
to help us pillage these fools

we take what we want
give nothing back
for we are soldiers of the bones
drink up me merry gentlemen
there's no looking back

upholsterer your magic foot crown
we have the rum to drink us down
we have the candles glowing lit
all we have is a merchant ship

(spoken)
with jewels and some wench
she looks like the British Queen
we take the wench and tie her up
steal the captain and his first mate
we get them drunk off rum tonight
to cleanse the palette right
for alas we made it, you swine!
all of you back on board
we got the gold and silver
the only pillage in mankind
the next ship awaits, my kin
we will find it, late at night
possibly even tonight

(yelled)
can you handle that you sea of drunks?
can you handle that tonight?