homemade jet areo plane honey

there may be times when you settle down
and start a family instead of living on the streets
the family is equal
and loving in care and you know it's family
to provide and protect
there are the ones who help like mom and dad

then, you know what to explain
when you want to jump around
like a monkey on a plane
gliding through the sky
on a homemade jet aero plane

you find a name, pick one for me please
and i will write him a story,
for he is of interest to me
he could be Fred or Joe or Mick and Lou
or Sheila and Rebecca and Tinkerbell and Sam
it could be anyone, just believe
think it out, you'll know it will help me

I want to write the story about her
the one who was talked about before
but I can't find her so I'm looking more
I grow my hair and brush my teeth
let alone find this beautiful mate to meet
i just can't comprehend what time can tell

I'll call her Beth and she'll be my dream
as cocky as hell with wooden feet
she'll jump on the table and roll over in bed
she'll spit when she talks and swear like a sailor
she'll fart without coughing and sneeze like a loon
every moment with her will light my kazoo
insane like an orange and whispering jokes
she'll be one of many, that I choose for a story

If I can change me, I can make Beth
she'll be mine and i am hers
and even though we say i do
she changed the moment it happened too

instead of speaking intensely,
she was quiet and in depth
she would sleep on the couch, and sit nicely at the table
she never talked unless spoken to
and the ring on her finger will make it true
i never heard her say a swear word again
she would never mumble and began to pray

this wasn't the woman I married that day.
So now I'm stuck, I have to hold my breath
every time I wanna play, no lovemaking
just reading books, read and write and logic and math
she turned me into a man
and I'll never forget about that

Gg