breaking the fourth wall

once upon a time (MYTHOS), there was a turtle and a hare. The two of them were much different. the hare had nice woolly fur and the turtle has a hard shell covering his body. they were in a certain situation which involved both gentlemen. an amazing race no doubt. t. The turtle had a cake for lunch and the hare coughed up a hairball. what a funtastical group of racers put in a game for all. There was a pigeon, a cat, a pig and a dog. The race was one of knowledge, not speed and the wily lil hare still coughed up his hairball. The pig plucked his tail and the pigeon just went in circles. The dog just howled at the moon and the turtle sang a miley cyrus song. Finally, the announcer declared that the race was on and that each animal should go to their post.

They were ready to go. And all of them stopped and looked at the reader of the novel. This book is about you joining the activities that we all forgot about. The running, the jumping, and the fun it is to be outside with your fictional farm house friends.