Monday, 7 March 2016

chapter 17 of Idiot Savant: the gala

Chapter 17

The gallery was transformed into a gala with a red carpet and balloons and posters of advertisements. It’s like a movie premiere but without all the paparazzi nonsense. There were photographers, but they were hidden in the shadows, snapping away.
Click. Pose. Click. Pose. Click. Pose.
The curator wasn't even there yet but they still kept clicking away. Everyone seemed to be wearing black, a clean slate in a room of darkness. Was there a stage? I hope so, since I was wearing all black and could definitely use my skills to progress my date. She would love it.
On the stage rehearsing Tennessee Williams and dancing in my mind to Brahms Piano Quartet Op 25: Allegro.
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Miss Cline guided me with her palm in my hand and we enter the gala. The gallery has a modern roof concept. There was art hanging from the ceiling, something with digital lines. Something I didn't quite understand.
I'm young now, so understanding takes time and patience to find when art is true to you. Art is perception of life. You cannot have perception and life if there is no art because all three walk together in a swirl of powerful emotion and thought processes. Thought love to share with the people examining each and every paint gloss and finish and brush stroke. Miss Cline is overlooking the realist portraits.
I never took a visual art class and don't plan on taking one, but Cline informs me of Surrealism and Realism and Dadaism and Modernism. The concepts glide way over my head. I'm a simple man with simple prayers and I pray that there's coffee somewhere. I can try the hazelnut and dark roast that they usually don't let us buy anywhere near here. This shit is the good shit and I plan on sitting beside the coffee pot to get the good view of the people around and satisfy my addiction of warm goodness that pours out of the canister in Gothic brilliance.
Cline would call it realism; I call it taste test from a machine that reads bar codes printed on the face. There's three floors and each of them have coffee on it so I let Miss Cline do what she must to satisfy her artistic need while I sip and sip and then begin heaving back lukewarm coffee. I wish I had friends like that, but I have coffee and Miss Cline right now and that is all that matters to me. She's a doll-face and I listen to her and we peck and kiss and she grabs my hand and leads me to a quiet part of the gallery and we make out.
If this is the natural effect of art on a woman, I’ll buy three paintings please. I'd put one on the ceiling over top the bed and we can look at it for hours till we both get wet and start to drool over modernism or whatever looking down at us. I have culture but I didn't go to class when I was supposed to. I was too busy playing with action figures and the occasional video camera. I would nap in class and wait till the lunch bell to ring so we could play cards for nickels and dimes and I was safe with the friends I had at that time. Luck maybe, or maybe that's why, now, I always go for a soda or coffee or chocolate covered coffee beans. My wakefulness depends on it.
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We're making out and someone takes a picture of us and I asked him for the photo. The camera was vintage tech. It was one of those cameras that spit out the film. You have to fan it in the air. The gentleman just fanned the picture and there we were, lips locking, looking into each others' eyes with illusion and delusion and what I come to think is artificial love, but I like her.
I like her a lot and I'd be stupid to ruin this now but chances are I will and when you really sit down to think about it, all we have in common is our residence. No, I can't think this way, I mustn’t for I need her presence right now to help me cope with the thoughts in my head. She points at the picture in the area and I've never seen something so interesting. It's a painting of sex, but with a halo on each head and a baby in the middle. OH, she wants a baby now...I can't do that, or am I over thinking this a little bit? I am critical and I just can't wait to get back to the cabin or drink as much coffee as possible.
OoOooo, mint coffee!
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This place is heaven. I sip the caffeine from a paper cup and she's saying things that I don't understand. Art is her major for god sakes and my Major was kicking my ass in the Army. As someone once said, opposites attract and that comment rings in my ear, truthfully. On different levels. How did we even get here? Oh yeah, she drove.
“Wanna go?” She asks and I say, “If you wanna,” and she nods.
I ask if she wants to purchase any art and she says “No, I can make better myself.”
There's nothing better than bettering yourself. I am anxious and believe that the cabin has more tales to tell and I've got my pen and notebook ready.
She unlocks the door and we are in the John Smith. She offers me a piece of gum and I lick my lips. She leans over the clutch to kiss me and we swap gum and hers is bubble gum flavoured. MMMmmM we say simultaneously and yum. I blow a bubble and she pops it with her tongue and we just end up making out again. While in traffic, and it's a green light.

Miss Cline parks the car in the barn and its cabin fever time. I unlock the door and she's all over me. I love a woman who knows what they want in a man. However, my mind was focused on reading and writing in the attic.

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