une femme est une femme

So, I'm sitting in a coffee shop near my place and I just began to wonder how to have conversations with groups of people I don't know really. I gave a mom 20c as a kind of joke play and she invited me to sit with her group, I guess, since at these places no one really unites to form a full conversation among all being there. Great way to network.

I tried to talk to the la la pretty girls with the dramatic lipstick, nothing against them, but it was just awkward because I didn't have a full drink in hand, and i look pretty shaggy, and i kind of looked as if i were asking for change. And then I asked if they knew anyone who could teach me to salsa dance and then again, you know, right?

Anywhoo,  I moved along to these comfy chairs and asked these three guys, my ageish, if i could sit down. And I did and I told them it was awkward and they knew that because it already was before I sat down. So then I morphed into, like, professor mode a la film and science because one of the guys was a biologist and seemed interesting. We talked chemistry but he didn't know much and my background in chemistry was pretty much pouring two liquids together and setting the table on fire. And the really hot chemistry teacher i had. She was such a tease. One time she had to put these posters above the chalkboard and he red lace thong was out, and the class is like 17 years old at the time and everyone just stared, semi erection, uhhhhh?

Anyways, I go into Godard, of  course, actually Eisenstein first, about montage, which he understood quickly and then Godard's saying that, to make a movie, all you really need is a gun and a girl. He didn't understand, so, i'm like, yo, you put a gun in a girls hand and it's sexy. Male audience gaze would be intense because it's action, ACTION and potentially more action as she moves around the city. You can't go wrong with an existential film about a girl and a gun.

Then I asked him a question about mushrooms and how if you peel a piece of skin off the top of a mushroom and bury it into the soul, the next day there would be a circle of mushrooms from where you planted the first mushroom. They used to call mushrooms fairy seats because ancient times believed at night, these magical faeries would come out and sit on the mushrooms and have their own UN meetings.

Then netflix talk, so I went back to the first group I was with and the mother was kind of pushing her daughter to me and she was pretty, but not my type.

Then I left, walked home, looked at the ceiling and asked one question, what's Next?

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