rap song 1

im a 52 year old man
what the hell do I know about rap music
but im stuck in this now
the doorman pulled a gun in the elevator

all signs point to the penthouse
im scared as shit and i wonder if its loaded
he jabs it into my rib and i look at him
he looks like an imp, one of those monkey butlers

his eyes close for a sec
hes jonesing for sure
and how the fuck did i get in this situation
only God knows I guess

I feel like i have to puke
and we are at the penthouse
i vomit on the carpet
the doors swing open

the people just look at me
bottles everywhere, grillz
imm definitely in the wrong place
hell even at the wrong time

now you bitch, gonna make  me a rap song
says toothless joe, i saw him on television one time
but i dont know how i say
gimma a fackin rapp song nikka

well i need a pen and paper
and i begin writing...