show me shoes

show me your shoes
i demand you
for if i do not see your shoes
you may not enter
and that would make you very sad
and me also sad, but we can hug it out later bro
this makes me happy
but i sneak in the back
the waitress sits on my lap
20 dollars on tap
you know what, you cute
no savage brut
so i'll buy all your shots
and i'll meet you back here when you close

i have a boyfriend
it's too late
you smell funny
you don't shave your face
you're cross eyed
you're too smart
i'm just a bunny rabbit
to that meaning of bodily art

Gg

thompson

I got to the bungalow lounge at around 8:15 am. They were serving hard drink at 8:15 am, so I didn't know exactly how to spend 15 minutes. The weather was cloudy and the sun peak through the clouds ever so gently. It's hard being awake all night without proper beverages, so I filled my Chivas glass with some ice and water. To anticipate the 8:30am drink-off. I wasn't drinking for anyone accept me, and the cursed nonsense that just walked through the front door of the press box. It's Lloyd, sonofabitch, haven't seen him in ages. Nor do I want to. Bastard stands behind me at the bar. I can feel his semi erection drifting past my pant leg. I turn my side and he gets the message. Then it's all like OMG, i haven't see you in ages. I ignore him and throw a curveball. Oh James, it's been a pleasure. 8:30 hit. pour full cup, take a shot shake it off. Nice seeing you James. Then I was off to the races.

twisted serpent

the twisted serpent at hallows gate
i wonder if i do my dance, he'll let me wait
coal ovens fuel this ship
all aboard, better jump in quick

the first mate looked at me with piercing eyes
"you're not on list", he turned to jive
what do you mean, kind sir
i'm right there under stanley

oh right, he said
there you are, i expected a plumper rogue that yourself
happens all the time i tell him
then i sneak into a bunk and wait til the ship sets course

the ship is on sea, no one needed thy bunk
i looked out the window, all i see is waves crashing in the darkness of night
the night shows such virtue, so much scarce and the fear
i might even have to jump in, disappear

there's a knock at my door which seems rather odd
it's a beautiful woman, her neck all strung with pearls
are you ready yet, she asked.
i told her, i don't know, whats the itinerery

we're supposed to meet them in half an hour
do you have your pistol? your mace? your weapon of choice?
no i said, i left them on land
well fuck, take mine and don't be dumb with it

do i know this woman?
does she know me?
i don't know anymore
so i ask her, say miss

you know me as much as i know you
we are the operatives, the one to smack down some truth
our main target is the other guy
you'll know it when you see it

i put on my tie and we walk out the door
down the hallway
hand in hand
this story has just began

Gg

Joe

the writing blues

well i got a story for you
bout a man named Joe
Joe was an orphan
his mother didn't know

now he sat up the stairs
looking for his daddy to be
all he got was gum on his shoe
and nail polish on his teeth

oh Joe is woe when you think of it
i can't help him, oh lordy can you
we need to find Joe a daddy
or else he won't suffice

poor Joe, whatcha gonna do
walk down the plank, the aisle, some suit
we can make you look good
comb your hair and dress you nice

that didn't matter to joe
all he wanted was just to be nice
not all the money in the world would matter to joe
no diamonds, no sapphires, nothing like that

Joe has a future
a golden goal
a half pound of bread
hidden in the front part of his pants

so thats Joe
what i know of him
he seems like a nice guy
hands out bread for free

Gg

no.thing.ness

I think I've found nirvana
I am nothingness
All I have is my imprint where i stand
i am a shadow of my former self
i am nothingness
all my dreams are dead or dying
how can i keep them from staying alive
how can i feel again
smile again
love again
I am nothingness
too fat for the role
to ugly to love
a boy only a mother could love
i sit back and drink my water
it replenishes my body
it is additional to my nothingness
there are no ways of having my skills come back
it's over now, baby blue
or should i sit back and wait
i will get it if i wait
i promise you
i will run twice a day
go swimming at night and stretch
i am nothingness
watch me go

seat 1

I was sitting my seat and to the left of me was this really wild one from China. She was beautiful and she had a lollipop in her mouth. Distract the men at the table. As she finished her lollipop I began to talk to her. She was open for conversation on poker. Die hard poker queen. I tried to joke around but she wasn't having any of it, so I asked her why she didn't have ring yet. She laughed and showed me 3 rubies on her right hand. I told her to show me her left and she didn't at first. Then all was quiet when i had pocket AA dealt to me and an unknown hand for some hot shot kid that kind of looked like Bradley Cooper from the Hangover movies. I was all in after the flop and he laughed and said "got ya bud". He showed 66 for a set of 6s on the flop then the table roared. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, they announced on my side. Big bad A on the turn gave me some satisfaction. She giggled and we made small talk. She slid the word baby in our conversation and it caught me off-guard. I would agree to it of course. She likes to gamble and we'd make good looking kids.

And that's how i play poker.

proposition 13

Proposition 13 here

get your proposition 13 here

do we each get one vote

so choose it wisely

beer or Shakespeare

i'm dead if you choose beer

no one knows Shakespeare anymore

i need a drink

so i ask for a glass of water and the man in the back said hush

we'll get you a proper drink

i look at my watch and it's half past 3 in some ancient language

everything is spinning

then i hit the floor

hard

it hurt and i was awake

i jumped up and down as my jaw hung from my molars

then i walked to the bank across the road

all i saw was vomit and Burroughs

he asked me for a light 

i shuffled in my pockets and i got him one

he lit a spoon on fire and went back to his ditch

never gave me back my lighter

so i walk in the bank

lay down my wallet on the floor between my feet

and i just lay on the ground until security comes round

nice to meet you i say and they jump up and down

nice to meet you too they replied

then i took their badges and ran

they weren't really fast

so i walked past browsing the stores

everything is so beautiful on James street N at night

mom told me to bring a sweater

i lied and said i did

she drove away

and i fell in love with a barista

Gg